elenitahb:

HARDISON; Okay. Guys, boys, boys, come on. Gather round. Now, boys, that was the call. The call we were waiting for. Now, look, they have a list of demands. First off, they want 12 large pizzas; one cheese, one Hawaiian, extra pineapple, two pepperoni black olives, two meat lovers…Seriously? Nobody’s writing this down? Seriously? One triple shot half-cat vanilla latte, tall. Three of the lastest copies of the Hall and Oates CD-
COP; Oh, yeah.
HARDISON; I know, right? Exciting stuff, I didn’t know they were coming out with a new one either! We’re gonna need some steaks. Steaks and a grill. They’re trying to tailgate, okay? They need your overalls, I don’t know why. They need some Kibbles ‘n Bits. We need an Etch A Sketch. Somebody in there likes to squiggle, okay? Possibly we need some stuffed bears. Are we good? Let’s go people, everybody. I need you guys moving. Everybody get out, go. [to the previous cop] You stay, we need to talk about Hall and Oates.

Leverage; 1.05 - The Bank Shot Job

Nate: Victor. Now, when was the last time you met a Victor?
Eliot: Vietnam. A town called Ban Houzai.

#the chemistry between everyone in this team is fucking ridiculous and i hate them. #intensely ‘shippable

(Source: brazzlefrat)

SOPHIE: [to Eliot, via comms] Good, she’s feeling happy. Now, anchor the emotion. Raise the champagne flute to your lips and take a nice long sip. And now every time she laughs or smiles, repeat that motion. She’s gonna link that to a nice, warm feeling; you can use that later.
NATE: That uh, drink thing. You’ve never used that on me, have you?

(Source: voleureuse)

themorningfog:

#mmhmm i ate the damn sandwich #i ate the damn sandwich for sure #boy can cook #he can throw down #if we wasn’t gonna beat my ass i’d go thank him

(Source: brazzlefrat)

brazzlefrat:

Sophie: I’m a citizen now. Honest.
Nate: I’m not.
Sophie: You’re playing my side? I always thought you had it in you.
Nate: Um, are you in?
Sophie: I wouldn’t miss this.

Leverage, 1x01 The Nigerian Job

Eliot: Don’t ever do that again, man. Don’t do that again.
Hardison: I won’t. I won’t.

(Source: chasethememories)

thieves-r-us:

[idea from wrightroad]